One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
A Hesi-tater
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Have always been curious of this.
The Secret Service
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
We're gonna need more lube.
For stealing the booty
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
During Black Friday.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good