What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".