Your head hits the ceiling!
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
He replied... ...It's hard
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Elephino
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
To get to the other side.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
They 'turnip' their noses.
Because it's more than a ceiling
Staple food to the ceiling!
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
