How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...