What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"