What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!