Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"