Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.