How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future