They don't work in the future either.
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Existence is futile.
Because they are such Kling-ons.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
To boldly split infinitives!
At the He's Dead Gym.
Because it's the future
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
They won't work in the future either.
Because it's the future.
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A: Space. The final frontier..........
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
Medicine.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Old habits die hard
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Picardi and Kirk
Picardi and coke
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Because it was rated arrr!
Alien vs. Predator
Cross-Country
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
A dead poodle, split in half.
An optical Aleutian.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
