A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Where is my essay?
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
None, because they can't change anything.
Lightbulb.
It was time to split.
So he could tell the time at night !
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
You don't. The police shoot you.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.