How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.