How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.