A fish
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Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
I've got a bone to pick with you !
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Fish
To get to the other side.