What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.