A viola burns longer.
One is a group of cunning runts.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
He just started fiddling with it.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A: It is usually still in the case.
