How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish