What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.