What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.