How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish