How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it