Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man