Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"