How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!