How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.