What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."