Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Van der Waals.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
A May bee.
Facul-tea
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
Student : By Staying at home. :p
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
