What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.