What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?

A trophy