How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.