What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.