What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit