What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....