Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"

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They don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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