How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!