Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!