Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic