What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.