What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!