How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!