What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !