What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Tires need changing too you know!

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

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Because you might get Sikh

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Twenty-Juan

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Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...