What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles