How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats