Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!