What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.