What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.