Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because no one wants them.
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Because it will go right over his head
No, wait.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
Mercedes Benz...
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
They both exaggerate the length.
Because then it would be a foot
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
He went to Jared
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.
