Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
A: Anything he wants to be called.
amuse me first...hahaha
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
A gallop poll.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
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They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Nothing.
Oh wait, there is.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top A prison shower.
Because prison showers aren't very good...
