Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"