How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.