Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.