How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.