How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)