What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!