What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.