What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.