Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What does a bucket of KFC and a whore have in common?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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