How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!