How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha