Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.