Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
because the prices were Solo
On the perineum falcon!
A Kylo Ren Book
ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
In car, serrated
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Han Double
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
A shot in the dark.