Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.