How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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A GHETTOrade

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.