Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
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A couple of seconds.
You're two shellfish."
A couple of weeks
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
Parents.
A pair of polegics!
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
Two dam bad! (OC!)
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They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Just a couple of shots
Binary stars.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
Trail micks.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Jockey and Jill!
Because they cantaloupe...
Give her a couple of test tickles...
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Because some relationships don't work out.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They were scared of sparks flying.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
The variables aren't necessarily related.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
An amber alert was issued
They both love to spark up joints.
Because he was coffin...
The hospital ran all out of patience
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
It makes his Dagobah faster.
