How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him