How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.