Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.